jadeass' Journals on Buzznet

Sorry....

jadeass — 2008-08-11T13:07:00Z

Sorry that I haven't been more online here on buzznet.....
I've been busy with growing up and let me tell you.... this isn't the same JJ as you have been writing with in the last 2 years...
I've fuckin' grown... I suck being a teenager... but then again at least I don't act like I'm adult.... I've grown up tooooo fast and I know whos fault that is....

The other reason(s) why I haven't been online is/are:
To much NO TIME!!
Festivals(yes I've been on a few)
vacations without a computer :'(
Concerts
My computer haven't been working...
and I've been busy doing what JJ does in her vacation.... namely sleeping

And today I begun in school and that gives me another reason why I won't be online tooo much...
I'll maybe be online more on my myspace (www.myspace.com/jadeass | <-- it's private so you have to add me to see ma profile...)

oh well.... grrrrr! someday I wish that a little gay boy in green tights will come and take me to the land where you won't grow up.... his name will be Peter Pan also known as Gerard Way (That's a secret so "ssccchhh!")

much love but no notes from JJ aka the maniac behind this profile...

Happy New Year!!!

jadeass — 2007-12-31T15:12:00Z

Welcome to 2008!!!

Here in Denmark we are already 30 min. in 2008!

07 kicked ass! I met Fall Out boy! I got lost in Amsterdam! I went 3 weeks in England and stayed in London for one week! And met Mika in London... Became the owner of the Danish AFI fan club! Got a dog named Ziggy Stardust ofter the great David Bowie! Got over a 1000 friends on buzznet and I became a fan of a 1000 new bands!

07 celeb crushes: Andy Hurley, Georg Listen, Mika, Al of the guys from Mcfly, Patrick Stump, Ginger Fish, Jade Puget... Smith Puget, Frank Iero, Kiro, Ryan Ross, Gerard Way, Eric Milligan, Bam Margera and many more...

Top 5 band of 07:
1) AFI
2) Fall Out Boy
3) My Chemical Romance
4) Marilyn Manson
5) Cinema Bizarre

Down side of 07: Got a worst Enemy! Damn you BITCH! <-- I'm gonna kill her this year! And I almost lost the AFI club 'cause it got hacked by an idiot!

I luv my friends: Amie (ooamieoo) Lolle (123lollipop) and Cille (punkcillex)

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This year I'm gonna work my ass of with my art, guitar playing, school and social network!!!
And I'm finally becomming an "adult" with my Konfirmation (old tradition here in Denmark where God confirm that I'm one of his kids... bla bla!)

AND HAPPY B-DAY BOB BRYAR!!! have a great day/night/new year!!! And make sure your arm gets the rest that it needs.... (your fans mish you on tour!) And remember to tell Frank that he shuld stay away from the fireworks... I got a bad feeling that he is gonna blow up some fingers... xD

Merry Christmas!!!

jadeass — 2007-12-23T11:21:00Z

Tomorrow it is christmas eve!! I can't wait! You may wonder why I wrote this on the 23th but in Denmark you celebrate Christmas on the 24th of December!! One day before all the others! HAHA!!

In Denmark you don't call Santa Claus for Santa Claus but we call him Julemand (Christmas Man) and he is from GreenLand. We are very weird!! We don't celebrate Thanksgiving or Halloween! But christmas is something we kind of have in common with all the others in the big, big world.

But I will write more tomorrow when it is Christmas!

(If I celebrate x-mas on the 24th I can take a plain to England and celebrate x-mas there too!!!)

Merry Christmas every one out there!

Love Jadeass / JJ / Poqo / Johanne

Fall out boy a Danish fan fiction!!! read

jadeass — 2007-10-29T11:39:00Z

Okay... On the Danish FOB fanclub the fans wrote a story together. It's about fall out boy and I will add more to the story then there comes more. A fan does only wrote a little part of it so it may sound odd... Justin Timberake and Gwen Stefani is in this story! Just read it and comment. maybe buzz...

”Oh S#@t”, Joe yelled, his hand was stuck in the guitar case. “What’s wrong Joe?” Asked Andy and came running with Pete’s monkey on his head and giggles when he saw Joe ‘cause his hair looked funny. “I’m tired,” said Joe and started staring at Pete’s monkey Kate who was picking her nose. “EEEEAAAWWWW!!!! A Monkey-booger!” laughs Joe and shows his tongue to the ugly booger Kate was making to a ball. Kate troughs the booger ball in Andy’s hair. And suddenly there came a scream from Joe who got attacked by the monkey. “Pete! Remove your monkey!” Joe screamed ‘cause he is an allergic to monkeys with very big hair. Pete removed Kate but then Joe got nausea and looked fast in the mirror and saw his hair sitting funny ‘cause he just have seen his worst enemy namely Gwen Stefani. "What's up Gwenie?" Joe yelled and made a karate kick in the air and almost hit her in her face. He smiled mad and tried again to kick her and then he hit her right on her forehead and Gwen passed out.

But then Patrick screamed from the shower ‘cause the water got very hot. Gwen woke up and walked to the bathroom. She got surprised then she saw Patrick standing there naked. “EIN SCHWANZ!!!” shouted Gwen on crazy germen talk and pointed at Patrick’s dick (dick on germen is schwanz). “It’s fantastic! Now I have seen Pete’s and Patrick’s little pipi (‘pipi’ another word for dick on germen). Patrick was speechless. The monkey pokes Andy in his eye and rake after Andy’s long and big eyebrows, which he had stolen from Justin Timberlake. Justin thought there was missing something so he pushed the monkey in a tub of soap water. The monkey jumped out and attacked Hemmingway ‘cause Justin was already gone in his golden private jet. Hemmingway screamed and mention it again that this was Pete’s dream; that would mean that no dogs or eyebrows could get attacked by monkeys. But Pete’s dream was still concentrated on Patrick ‘cause in his dreams was the only time he could see Patrick’s lovely sideburns and could…

*This may contain some grammar and other mistakes ‘cause my English sucks…

Ziggy Stardust and Joe Trohman!

jadeass — 2007-09-04T07:37:00Z

Well here she is Ziggy... french bulldog... Lovely eyes and lovely ears... so adorable!!

Uhhh and I got this new cousin born on Joe Trohmans bday (1st of sept.) so happy bday to them both!

XOXO - jadeass x_X

check out my blog: http://jadeass.blogspot.com/

When Davey Havok was in Denmark

jadeass — 2007-05-18T04:12:00Z

On the 11th of May 2007 was Davey Havok and the rest of AFI in Denmark. After the big show in copenhagen Davey vent up to his hotel room and walked right over to the mirror and said: "Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the sexiest of them all?" After he heard the answer he walked mad out on the streets of copenhagen and yelled: "WHO THE HELL IS JADEASS???"

WE ARE NOT SATANISTS!!!

jadeass — 2007-04-13T06:27:00Z

This is little parts of a song made by simple plan that fits perfectly to the girl(s) who always is after me and my friends! She calls us Satanists (I don’t think see really know what that word means), punks and fuckin’ emo girls. One of the girls even called my best friend “lille Line leger luder” that means: “Little Line that plays a whore”!!!! And the weird thing is that we are not Satanists just because we wear black! So, sorry to burst your bubble…but we are not Satanists or emos. Get over it. Just because your friend heard we were Satanists or you think we look like some doesn’t make it so. However since we have made statements like this repeatedly over the latest month and people still refuse to believe we are not Satanists, I guess we’ll have to keep hearing about it ad infinitum! Hey and also my friend heard YOU were Satanists!

"Shut Up"

There you go

You're always so right

It's all a big show

It's all about you

You think you know

What everyone needs

You always take time

To criticize me

It seems like everyday

I make mistakes

I just can't get it right

It's like I'm the one

You love to hate

But not today

So shut up, shut up, shut up

Don't wanna hear it

Get out, get out, get out

Get out of my way

Step up, step up, step up

You'll never stop me

Nothing you say today

Is gonna bring me down

There you go

You never ask why

It's all a big lie

Whatever you do

You think you're special

But I know, and I know

And I know, and we know

That you're not

You're always there to point

Out my mistakes

And shove them in my face

Don't tell me who I should be

And don't try to tell me what's right for me

Don't tell me what I should do

I don't wanna waste my time

I'll watch you fade away

And if you want to hear more about this girl check out my friend site: ooamieoo. ooamieoo even made a cool song and a dance about those girls called “I hate Sandra” and one from avril lavigne "one of those girls" they are on her page under journals and sorry you can’t see the dance!!!!

the girl with a thorn in her side

jadeass — 2007-03-26T08:59:00Z

This a story about the girl with a thorn in her side and it is about fall out boy and I don’t know if it have anything to do with the title but Pete had made a history called the boy with a thorn in his side so I stole it.

The girl with the thorn in her side.

Once upon a time there was a little girl. She was alone home when something strange happened. She was setting in front of the mirror and was brushing one of her favorite dolls hair. She looked in the mirror and saw in the refection a man standing outside of the window. With a jump she turned around but he was gone. She turned back to the mirror and saw another man staring at her from the mirror, with some cheerless eyes. The girl was scared and ran over to her bed and jumped right under the duvet. With no sound she looked up and they were gone. The only strange in her room was that there was coming light out of the closet. She crawled down from the bed and walked over to the closet. She opened the closet and saw a boy hanging from one of the hangers. He was miserable but the girl couldn’t understand it. No one could understand it when the boy that lived in the house for seven years ago killed himself. The boy seemed happy one day and the next day he was gone. It was his soul the girl saw in the closet and the men from her room was his closes friends that died only two years after his own death in a terrible airplane crash over the Atlantic Ocean. The girl saw the pain in his eyes but she was scared and closed the door and locked it with a golden key. She was standing, lean against the door with her eyes closed. Then she opened them she saw a 4^th man setting on her bed stroking a sheep with wings. The girl ran over to the bedroom door but it was locked.

The man from the window was now standing beside of her bed with pumpkins growing around him and a big locust setting nearby his ankle. She heard something heavy fell down and out of the closet the boy came out with 1000 of black crows flying over his head and disrepair out of the window. The girl began to scream. She fell and saw her bedroom ceiling was a dark heaven with stars, clouds and a big white moon. The man from the mirror looked right at her and his cheerless eyes were now full of anger. The girl was terrified. She had never in her life felt so afraid of something. In panic she ran over to the bathroom and locked the door after her. She jumped into the bathtub and was waiting. Suddenly it all got quite. There was no sound at all. The girl looked over the bathtub rim and listening but there was no sound just her heartbeat that slowly got more silent. But wait she heard something a terrible sound. It came from the pipes and was getting higher and higher. The girl hold her hands on her ears to keep the sound away but the sound were getting louder and all in sudden it stops. She crawled down on the floor but then she took the first step the floor started to shake. It was like an earthquake and the terrible sound was there again. From the water tap there came blood red water out. It ran over the sink, down on the floor and made it slippery. In fear the girl ran over to the door but on the way she slipped and her head hits the cold wet floor and she pasted out.

That was the last time I ever heard from the girl with a thorn in her side. The next morning the house was gone. Her parents died two years after in a terrible airplane crash. And all the police found was the queen of hearts lying in the grass nearby a little half burn doll.

Interview with davey/afi

jadeass — 2007-01-30T12:43:38Z

RP: You have the only job in the world where people line up to hug you. Davey: Well, me and the Pope. RP: Are you crazy? You can't hug the pope. He's inside the bubble. Davey: Are you sure you can't hug the Pope? Hey, everyone, does anyone know if you're allowed to hug the Pope?

I'm God.

Oh, please! I wish I had her body! [when called a Madonna impersonator]

I'm Davey and I sing, make faces, and swing from trees.

We were all Gothic before we were born. Especially Hunter.

A girl in Salt Lake once asked me 'Why are you wearing makeup? Are you a fag?’ I then said 'Well, if I'm a fag for wearing makeup, you must be a dyke in blue jeans'. I also informed her that she was just angry because I was prettier than she was.
Interviewer: Do you practice putting makeup on anyone in the band? Davey: No. But I practice other things.
Old ladies come up to me all the time telling me to find God. Look, all I want to find is some chai and a good vegan muffin.
Interviewer: I read something somewhere about 'the monster'. Davey, I wanted you maybe to explain something about the monster that came out. I was just wondering if you could share that with our viewers. Davey: I don't know what the monster is. There is a monster. [Adam is giggling in the background] It happens in the studio, sometimes it happens on stage, [Adam can't control his giggling] and it's in my neck. Interviewer: It's in your neck. Show that. Davey: [points] Right about here. Sometimes it happens when I'm just talking, like I'd be talking to you and the monster bites me. Interviewer: Alright. Davey: It hurts. Adam: He could just be standing there and all of a sudden just DROP ['dropping' arm motion] and be on the floor. Davey: Because of the monster. Interviewer: Man. Due to the monster? Jade: People probably think we're a weird band because of this. People listening to this are probably thinking we're just weird. Davey: Yeah I mean, this is not an attempt to be whack.
Yeah, I can't play a thing at all. I cannot play an instrument. I do a lot of 'nah-nah-nah-doo-doo-doo' kinda stuff.
How many times will Davey put a disc into his CD player before realizing it's a DVD?
I wish terrible things upon the person who just did that. [After being hit in the crotch with a size 27 Birkenstock by someone in the crowd at Warped Tour in Charlotte, NC.]
Davey- Yeah, they'll listen to it, and if it says something crazy, they'll say, "Oh, we can't play this. This is too much for the people to handle." There are some exceptions to the rule. There are bands like Tool, or Smashing Pumpkins. Rage Against the Machine. Nine Inch Nails. What other bands have valid things to say? Adam: Slipknot. Davey: Slipknot??? I don't know what the hell they're saying! Adam: They want to take over the world.
Q-"Davey, are you still straight?" Revolver Magazine-"I think they mean Straight Edge." Davey-"Oh, I thought they might have been confused after the 'I blow' comment."